Thursday, February 22, 2007

Girl You Know It's True, Ooh Ooh Ooh, This Movie's Gonna Suck

The suits over at Universal Studios are really pulling one out of their a$$es this time. Rumor has it that they are green-lighting a film based on the real story behind the music duo Milli Vanilli. Milli freakin' Vanilli! You remember, those guys who won a Grammy for - ahem - "singing".

Am I missing something on this one here? Were these guys actually considered popular at some point? Yes, I realize they won a Grammy, but you can buy those things on eBay on the cheap. And are there people out there today actually thinking to themselves, "hey, I wonder what those Milli Vanilli guys were thinking when they lip-synched those songs". Well, allow me to save you a little time - they were thinking about making tons of money! There. Now all three of you people out there who were asking that question have your answer. Case closed.

See that Universal? No need to make this one. Pack in this train wreck in the making, and give us something we can all happily make fun of. Perhaps another Nutty Professor movie. Oh wait, Eddie Murphy's going to be too busy with the sequel to Norbit for that...

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